Butt Lamps That Turn On When You Slap Them

In the modern age what is one thing that all homes have?  Artificial light.  While most homes use traditional, boring light fixtures or lamps to light the home, a London-based man who goes by the name Joseph Begley is looking to change everything.
Introducing "Slap It".  A butt-shaped lamp that literally turns on when you slap or grab it.  

It is more than obvious what inspired Joseph to create "Slap It".  However his invention is becoming so popular that some people are even calling for a breast version of the lamp.

And who wouldn't want interactive butt-shaped decor in your home?  <sarcasm>

Anyone who is interested in the "Slap It" can get the lamp for a low-low price of $1,167.  <Again, sarcasm>

Personally, I like grabbing ass as much as the next person but there is no way I am...

A.) having a butt-shaped lamp out in the open for all to see in my home

and B.) paying the ridiculous price of $1,167 just so I can explain to my visitors why there is a colorful butt in my living room.
Thanks, butt no thanks.  Pun intended.